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- Immodest
- adj. Having a strong sense of one’s own merit, coupled with a feeble conception of worth in others.
- There was once a man in Ispahan Ever and ever so long ago, And he had a head, the phrenologists said, That fitted him for a show.
- For his modesty’s bump was so large a lump (Nature, they said, had taken a freak) That its summit stood far above the wood Of his hair, like a mountain peak.
- So modest a man in all Ispahan, Over and over again they swore — So humble and meek, you would vainly seek; None ever was found before.
- Meantime the hump of that awful bump Into the heavens contrived to get To so great a height that they called the wight The man with the minaret.
- There wasn’t a man in all Ispahan Prouder, or louder in praise of his chump: With a tireless tongue and a brazen lung He bragged of that beautiful bump
- Till the Shah in a rage sent a trusty page Bearing a sack and a bow-string too, And that gentle child explained as he smiled: “A little present for you.”
- The saddest man in all Ispahan, Sniffed at the gift, yet accepted the same. “If I’d lived,” said he, “my humility Had given me deathless fame!”
- Sukker Uffro