The Devil’s Dictionary by Abrose Bierce

A B C D
E F G H
I J K L
M N O P
Q R S T
U V W X
Y Z ¤ ?
Random term Atom Daily Feed RSS/XML Daily The Devil’s Dictionary 2.0 The Devil’s Dictionary X The Open Devil’s Dictionary
Original Devil's Dictionary Own The Unabridged Devil’s Dictionary
defined
Law
n.
Once Law was sitting on the bench, And Mercy knelt a-weeping. “Clear out!” he cried, “disordered wench! Nor come before me creeping. Upon your knees if you appear, ’Tis plain your have no standing here.”
Then Justice came. His Honor cried: “Your status? — devil seize you!” “Amica curiae,” she replied — “Friend of the court, so please you.” “Begone!” he shouted — “there’s the door — I never saw your face before!”
G.J.
« Laurel · Lawful »